My original title for this post was going to be, “In Which Jaimie Gets Blown,” but upon reflection, I decided that might not be entirely appropriate. Le sigh. This is me contemplating my obviously inappropriate sense of humor. The joke being that I was got my first blow-out ever. Groupon is a fabulous thing, guys.… Continue reading In Which We See a Time of Firsts
Remember the scrappy heroine from Matilda? The adorable little book worm against whom all children measured themselves against? Maybe that was just me, but I absolutely adored her. Her spunk and courage. Her attitude and feistiness. AND- Her love of books. How can you not admire that? She was so smart that she developed special… Continue reading In Which I Read Matilda
(This is actually something from 2011 that I wrote that I am posting now as a precursor to my next blog post.) This is not a “Hey, man, I’m sorry that I hit on your wife, but did you really have to break my nose? That’s my best feature!” kind of apology. I feel neither contrite nor… Continue reading Apology for Reading
GUYS! REMEMBER THIS MEME FROM MY LAST POST? Well. . . I have an announcement. . . Not anymore, I guess, but I was this weekend! #roadtripping #carpediem Yeah, I just used hashtags in my blog post. I fully intend for my posterity to come back, re-read these and think that I am an idiot.… Continue reading In Which Jaimie Goes To. . .
Back in May, when everything in Texas looked like this. . . . . . pretty much all the time, I couldn’t even wear my glasses outside. They basically fogged up, and I was blind(er than I usually am). I took matters into my own hands, and I went to sunny California! FIRST CLASS! That’s ME!… Continue reading In Which Jaimie Goes to Cali